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NF Awards

Our Kindof Yearly New Franken Awards

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-2005-
NF pride award: Steve, for an undying love of country
 
Most honorable NFer - Nik Corsten, NF leader in training
 
Stupidest NFer - Chris Bauer
 
The NF whore - Jordan
 
The Dan Peggs "NAT COOL" award - Andrew "PeePee" Parsons
 
The Biggest NF wannabe - Victor
 
The Greatest town in the world award (1900-2005) - New Franken
 
 
-2004-
NF pride award: Nik Corsten, for protecting the New Franken Tree
 
Most honorable NFer - "the Postmaster" Jeff LeCaptain, for many years of honorable service to the people of NF.
 
The biggest NF wannabe - Ryan Perrenboom
 
The NF Whore - Steve
 
The man with kids least likely to turn gay - Ron Corsten
 
The Honorary NFer of 2004 - Mike "Belch" The Germajo
 
The Greatest town in the world award (1900-2004) - New Franken
 
-2003-
Tekno song:  Tale of Johnny the baggar By Steve C and Paul T
 
NF pride award: Dustin Baenen
 
The NF whore: Jolene Zahn
 
NF Movie - Cannibal The Musical
 
The Greatest town in the world award (1900-2003) - New Franken
 
-2002-
Most Disfunctional Family: Nyman's (they aren't really NFers, but wow, disfunctional)
 
Band of the Year: Andrew W.K.
 
The award for most annoyed of a seemingly normal words (crotch, Aluminum) Ashley Hoffman
 
The NF whore:  Jolene Zahn
 
NF movie: Go Down Yonder Mr. Bear
 
The Greatest town in the world award (1900-2002) - New Franken
 
NEW FRANKEN RECORDS:
Scooterboarding records are:
Steve, longest jump 80"
Steve, highest jump 10"
Paul, longest pebble scrape 461/2"
 
The record for the most weight in a tree, goes to Steve C, Mike G, J Herger, Kevin H, Vily X, Trent B, Trents Girl Friend, Bin Dogg, Belch,
Jon D, Mike M, Victor K, Long Y, and Ryan P getting about 2000 lbs in the NF Tree. This beating the old record of  600 lbs by 1400 lbs.
 
The current record for fastest time beating original mario goes to Steve with a time of 6 minutes and 52 seconds, beating the old record (held by
Corey, 7 min. 4 sec.)
 
The only NF'er to beat Contra and Super C without using a code, cheat, or continue: Steve