New Franken Wars

New Franken

New Franken Wars

Here in New Franken we would like to issue an official response to the new website devoted to Bellevue

NEW FRANKEN IS FINALLY AT PEACE!

As of December 10th 2005 all lies peaceful in New Franken as Bellevue surrenders to the overpowering might of the New Franken army. Rebuilding from the Bellevue and Green Bay wars continue on a day to day basis.

Bellevue resorts to cheap slander

Bellevue has declared General Mike a war criminal. The council would like everyone to know that this is a desperate move by a desperate enemy. Bellevue sees Mike as too powerful of a leader of troops and too much of a threat in the war. The truth is that Mike is a good general and a moral leader who discourages troops from acts that seem inhumane. But for this terrible act and disgrace against the good General New Franken has issued this statement. "General Mike is no criminal, New Franken total faith in his judgement in battle and we laugh at Bellevue's need to use such slanderous propaganda."

the actual article

Dear Bellevue (BV) this is an official declaration of war. As of 3:00 PM central time on 06/05/05 the New Franken Council has declared total, unrestricted warfare on the states of Bellevue. All New Franken citizens are asked to ration food and gasoline and join the cause to fight against this most brutal enemy. The council would like to tell everyday citizens to go about their daily business but support the war cause with donations of money and weapons.

Just remember citizens you've got trained professionals like these two below and they're fighting for you.

The big guns of New Franken

Commander Steve and General Mike asking: "Hey Bellevue do we look scared?"

click hear for a load of Bellevue propaganda

Wow Bellevue, we're impressed you finally got a website, we aren't sure why you've decided to attack New Franken when we practically granted you providencial status but this will not be stood for.

First of all to the creators of the Bellevue site: Jon, Jon, and Dan

-We're so impressed, you have been so original in using the exact format of the New Franken website to design your website.

-You're spelling and grammar is more than sub-par, it's pathedic, we may not spell check our articles, but atleast we can make coherant sentences

-NEVER TYPE IN ALL CAPS, seriously that breaks about every internet etiquette rule there is

-Wow we are so impressed with your clipart skills, yeah we use clipart, your's looks like your five year old brother did it for you.

-Capatalize proper nouns Bellevue (see how that works?)

-Your threats on the New Franken Tree have crossed the line you realize that this declaration will lead to a brutal war.

-again...See this pathedic website.

-Yes, Bellevue this is WAR!

May 23rd, 2005: War begins in Bellevue

November 14th, 2004: TROUBLE WITH BELLEVUE BEGINS

April 18th, 2003: NEW FRANKEN WINS THE WAR ON GREEN BAY, PEACE TALKS BEGIN.

After 2 long years of war with Green Bay New Franken has finally declared victory. The Green Bay war, which was fought over land disputes, was finally won as New Franken pushed Green Bay back to its former borders. Below is a picture of Steve celebrating the border sign being put back up. Peaceful talks between Green Bay and New Franken will begin again soon.